Alyssa Kyria – The Funny Mummy – is coming to The Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre in Bordon on March 1 at 7.30pm.

This show is for parents with children of all ages, and includes jokes and songs about everything from pregnancy to playdates and WhatsApp groups to school runs.

Gangsta’s Paradise will never sound the same again.

Alyssa said: “Most parents want to feel like it’s not just them that has no idea what they are doing, and it isn’t.

“Children don’t come with a manual, we are all winging it.”

For tickets, priced £14, call the box office on 01420 472664 or visit or