Flags, fireworks, flowers, fun and even England's first World Cup football match feature in a big way over the next five days.
The largest event in town is a giant tea party in the High Street on Tuesday when around 3,000 people are expected to raise a cuppa to the Queen and maybe break a few records in the process.
Edwina Currie opens the event at 2 pm and then there will be music, fun for the whole family and the essential cup of tea, biscuits and a colourful hat, all for only 50 pence.
Between 2 and 5 pm music will be provided by Jamaican Steel Band the PG Stompers and Haslemere Town Band. A balloon fantasia, Punch and Judy, and face painting and a roundabout will keep everyone happy.
There also expected to be around 30 stalls from a tombola to bric a brac, complemented by those with a more international flavour.
Representatives from Commonwealth countries will be exhibiting their own colourful culture and heritage.
A line-dancing demonstration will liven up the proceedings even more and a slave market will auction willing participants to the highest bidder.
An auction of promises by Three Counties Church outside Boots at 2-30 pm offers everything from a day's sailing to dinner for four. All money raised goes to support and educate children in war-torn countries.
Fancy dress entrants should be at the town hall by 2-30 pm with the parade starting at 2-45 pm with prizes to be won.
Jubilee cakes, judged by Mrs Currie must be delivered to the town hall by 1 pm.
A "Jubilee Hop" at Haslemere Hall has a variety of dancing from country to Scottish. Tickets from Marley Flowers.
A "Festival of Jubilation" at Haslemere Museum is presented by Haslemere Flower Club and there is a Jubilee Music Hall at Haslemere Hall.
Sunday sees special church services, including St Bartholomew's Church at 11-15 am and songs of praise in Haslemere Hall at 7 pm. That afternoon, setting off from the museum at 2-15 pm, there is a guided walk of the town.
Real ale lovers can toast the Queen at the Swan Inn's beer festival, staged until Tuesday.
Most surrounding villages have their fun on Monday.
At Liphook there are around 17 family jubilee events centred on the village green on Sunday and Monday. Other events include a tug o' war at the Royal Anchor, a football festival at the recreation ground in memory of Terry Edwards and a cricket festival at the Liphook and Ripsley Cricket Ground.
Fernhurst will have a picnic on the village green, accompanied from 3pm by a jazz band.
Local gardens will also be open to the public.
Grayshott's picnic will be on the sports field to coincide with an all-day children's world cup under 11s football event. The less athletic can enjoy a bouncy castle, hog roast, and barbecue from 1 pm.
Chiddingfold's village green will be packed out with a beer tent, hog roast and barbecue. Entertainment starts at 7 pm . At 10-30 am there will also be an open-air service on the green.
In Lynchmere celebrations include events at Hammer Hill rec from 3 pm and street parties. There's an arts and crafts exhibition in the cricket tea room on the green and adjoining engine house on Saturday and Sunday. On Sunday a united service takes place on Lynchmere Cricket Ground at 11am, followed by a picnic, games, with jubilee mugs and medals as prizes.