Comedian and author Ian Stone is bringing his new show Ian Stone is Keeping it Together to The Phoenix Theatre and Arts Centre in Bordon on November 9 at 8pm.

Ian is keeping it together, but only just. He has his own hair and teeth and keeps tight control over between-meals snacking, but what does it matter when the Tories are still in power, there’s war in the Middle East and Donald Trump could be allowed back into the White House?

How can there be such terrible pain and suffering in the world even though Ian always rates his WhatsApp calls, package delivery and parking experience? And what happens to all the pens he buys? These and other questions will get the answers they deserve. 

Arsenal fan Ian presents The Football's On on TNT Sports and Handbrake Off, The Athletic’s Arsenal podcast, in which he talks about his favourite team. He also has a monthly column in The Arsenal Magazine.

He wrote the book To Be Someone, a part autobiography, part social history and part love letter to Paul Weller and The Jam.

For tickets, priced £15, call 01420 472664 or visit