A NAKED drunk Hallowe’en reveller kipped in a strangers home after being kicked out of a Farnham nightclub.

Car salesman Marc Campfield, 29, had been enjoying a night out at Licked in The Woolmead but was shown the door after falling asleep.

Rather than return home, he somehow staggered into the Jarvis family home in Kingsley Common, almost four miles from his own home in Bordon, and fell asleep on the floor of a spare bedroom.

Homeowner Juliet, 49, woke up around 4.30am on Sunday after hearing who she assumed was her son Stewart walk in and saw him already asleep on the floor so placed a pillow under his head.

However, the following morning her husband, Cliff, came downstairs and declared: “There’s a naked bloke upstairs and it is not Stewart.”

Marc told Metro.co.uk: “I was so drunk apparently I was falling asleep in the club. I don’t know what happened. I have vague flashbacks of me strolling through woods at 3am in the morning in the middle of nowhere. How I’ve got there I don’t know.”

Juliet posted a picture of Marc on Facebook and said: “He looked like my son enough to pass a cursory. I thought his hand looked mucky, but figured it could be that his car broke, and just thought ah well, Stewart does funny stuff, he can explain what he is up to in the morning. So off I went back to bed.

“In the morning it turned out it was a guy called Marc, with a half painted face who had left his clothes in the conservatory covered in mud, with his muddy phone.

“I wonder if he was walking home and threw himself over the fence at the back? Or did he pick up all that mud in the woods? We live in the middle of nowhere.”

Marc later sent a thank you note and some flowers to the Jarvis family in return for their hospitality.